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Week Twenty: Monday [24 Oct 2008|11:19pm]
The Cannabis appreciation club will be meeting next Wednesday in the uh... city at some retarded place named Provence or something. In the evening. Yeah something like that.

We'll be doing a blind smoketest. You know Acapulco Gold v. Northern Lights. you get the drift.
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Week Twenty: Tuesday [21 Oct 2008|01:09am]
I was feeling particularly generous and fucking bored... so here are some cards or whatever for you fuckers. Enjoy. I thought I did a good job picking them out. Yes? No? Maybe so? Oh wait I don't give a shit.

( This one's for Frankie )

( For Easton from my sister heh )

( For Kat )

( For Xander )

( And for myself )
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Week Nineteen: Wednesday AIM Convo (Sam + Jax) [03 Oct 2008|11:50pm]
( You have a nice rack )
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Week Eighteen: Friday [22 Sep 2008|11:26am]
( Friendship Day presents left in front of the door to each house's common room )
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Week Eighteen: Monday [17 Sep 2008|04:38pm]
( Letter and package delivered to Jax )
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Week Sixteen: Saturday [29 Aug 2008|10:16pm]
Dear old ass vampires,

Could you employ some fucking taste when it comes to turning musicians into the fucking undead. Not exactly fair to inflict eternity with some of this shit. Couldn't get to Jim Morrison or Kurt Cobain but sure thing when it comes to pop bullshit. I call Shenanigans! I'd ask the same of were's but fuckers are all animal like and retarded when they take a bite out of you. Like asking that demon fucker with a case of the Asian persuasion to stop talking about himself... not gonna happen.

Peas and carrots,
Jax

( Private to Sam )
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Week Sixteen: Thursday (AIM Convo Manny + Jax) [18 Aug 2008|10:33pm]
( Don't worry I still love you warts and all )
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Week Fifteen: Monday [03 Aug 2008|06:39pm]
You know what gives me a culinary boner... well just a boner in general. Pork'n'beans. Straight out of the can. Fuckin' A. That's some gourmet shit. Can one of these bitches running around getting their rocks off in the kitchen whip me up some of that? I'd be grateful for about 10 minutes. Or until the gas sets in.

Manny. I think that creepy guy you call your grandfather sent me some mail. It's not going to have pictures of old man balls in it is it? I mean I hope so and all because HOT SHIT.

Blah blah blah. Other shit no one cares about but most people tell us anyway. Feel free to fill in the blanks with feminine itching and cramps details. I've got some pork'n'beans to eat. Blah blah blah.
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Week Fourteen: Tuesday [19 Jul 2008|10:24pm]
( Cut for picture and kind of NSFW )
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Week Fourteen: Monday AIM Convo (Jax + Sam) [16 Jul 2008|11:57pm]
( are you and nancy boy back to humping like usual then? )
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Week Thirteen: Sunday AIM Convo (Manny + Jax) [11 Jul 2008|12:14am]
( Boys are born with gigantic balls )
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Week Ten: Thursday AIM Convo (Jax + Manny) [25 May 2008|12:30am]
( I'd rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons )
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Week ten: Wednesday AIM convo (Jax + Sam) [24 May 2008|08:55pm]

( you crawling around in my effing brain? )

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Week Nine: Thursday [07 May 2008|12:38pm]
( Private to Manny )


( Private to Nancy boy aka Easton )
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Week Eight: Monday AIM Convo (Manny + Jax) [19 Apr 2008|10:58pm]
( You try to collar me and you're getting bitten )
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week eight: monday [18 Apr 2008|01:01am]
Man I had such an awesome weekend. It was so incredibly fabulous and by fabulous I mean that I totally did some hot fucktards. In case I wasn't clear I meant sex, lots of sex. Oh man it was totally FANTASTIC. Oh yeah I also drank a lot and probably did some illegal drugs and hung out with people way cooler than you that's why I'm being cryptic so since that shows just how much awesomer I am than you. Totally a sign of awesomeness to refer to douches no one cares about like that. Duh!

Time to go get my who-ha waxed again aka de-crabbed. Hugs and mother fucking kisses bitches.
/public service announcement no one gives a shit about.
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Week Seven: Tuesday [06 Apr 2008|07:12pm]
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week six: Monday [18 Mar 2008|05:09am]
( Private to Sam )


( private to manny )
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Week Six: Monday AIM Convo (Jax + Sam) [16 Mar 2008|12:03am]
( nice, tool-i-rific, same difference )
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Week Five: TBD [15 Mar 2008|01:45am]
( Read more... )
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